If you're a sensitive person, you may NOT wanna watch the ad for Tushy Bidets below, but, hey, like the book says, 'Everybody Poops,' and Tushy wants one person to track theirs and their habits to compare everyday TP with the refreshing cleanse of a bidet! You'd be the "VP Of Fecal Matters" and you'd earn $10,000 for your efforts! Like to apply? Click here!
TUSHY is looking for our first VP of Fecal Matters to ASSist in the day to day op-poo-rations of our #Bidet2020 campaign. With guidance from our Chief Pooping Officer, Dr. Mark Hyman, our new VP of Fecal Matters will be testing and studying their own pooping habits and documenting it via TUSHY’s social media. This will be a three-month, fart-time, $10,000 contract role requiring about 30-60 minutes per day (depending on how many times you poop!) to poop and document your experience.
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