VIRAL VIDEO: Guy Steals Chainsaw By Putting It In His Pants

Is that a chainsaw or are you just happy to see me?

Police in Fresno, California are looking for a thief who stuffed a chainsaw down his pants. Take note: the guy got away with it, despite the chainsaw being in his pants. Jeff Bennett of RG Equipment said the theft happened Wednesday afternoon.

Surveillance video shows the man shoving the chainsaw in his pants and using his jacket to conceal it further before he walks out of the store. He then drove off in what Bennett describes as a silver pickup truck. Police say the suspect is still at large and anyone who recognizes him from the security footage is asked to come forward.

Seriously… how did anyone not notice a massive stomach with non-human bulges walking through the store?

 

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